Obsessive Compulsive Goat Attachment Neurosis Syndrome
Obsessive Compulsive Goat
Attachment Neurosis Syndrome (O.C.G.A.N.)
is usually found in the female (but can be
found in the male as well) and can manifest itself anytime from birth
to the golden years. Symptoms may appear any time and may even go dormant in
the late teens, but the syndrome frequently re-emerges in later years.
Symptoms vary widely in both number and degree of severity. Allow me to
share some examples which are most prominent in our home.
The afflicted individual:
1. Can smell moldy hay at ten paces, but can't tell whether food
has spoiled in the fridge.
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