In a press releases today, the GNN* has announced the discovery of a
potentially dangerous substance in the hair of goats. This substance, called "
amo-bacter capri", has been linked to the following symptoms in human females:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform housework
reluctance to wear anything but barn boots
reluctance to work except on support of the goat herd
physical craving for contact with goats (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about goats for hours on end.
This is a public service announcement
Goat Surgeon General's Warning: Goats are expensive,addictive and may impair the ability to use common sense.
Should add to the above list: Emotional cravings to buy ridiculously expensive goat items to decorate home and farm.
* Goat News Network
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